“People don’t like love, they like that flittery flirty feeling. They don’t love love - love is sacrificial, love is ferocious, it’s not emotive. Our culture doesn’t love love, it loves the idea of love. It wants the emotion without paying anything for it. It’s ridiculous.”—
you know when someone asks you a general question like “how are you” or jokingly says something like “do you ever even sleep” and there’s that split-second moment where you consider actually telling them things
like whether they’re good or bad things whether they’re sad or happy or anything at all you just
Anything you could ever want to ask your favorite muses...IN BED! All of the things you were dying to ask, but weren't sure how to ask! All of the things you didn't want to know, but want to ask anyway!
Tie me, Bite me:Name a kink.
That's Naughty:Name something you would want to try in bed, but won't.
That's Nice:Name something you want to try in bed and will.
Self Torture:What do you like to masturbate to?
Wine and Dine:Is it important to have a nice prelude before having relations?
Sweet Kisses:Are you a good kisser?
Tasty:Chocolate? Whipped cream? Do you use food with sex?
Two's a crowd and three's a party!:Have you participated in a threesome? Any more than three? Would you be interested in inviting more people?
Swinger:Ever traded partners before?
BJ:Swallow or spit? What do you prefer?
Porn Collection:Do you watch porn? Do you make your own porn?
Vibrator:Use any toys? Have a favorite?
Tempo:Sweet and slow or hard and fast?
Secret Lover:Describe someone you lust after. No names!
Washing Machine:Ever do it in a weird place before?
Sheets:Are silk sheets sexy?
Thong Song:Do you like sexy lingerie?
Flavor:What's your orientation?
Turn On:Name a turn on.
Turn Off:Name a turn off.
Frequency:How many times do you have relations in a week?
Heart and Soul:Is love important when you have sex?
Good Morning:Do you partake in morning sex?
French Maid:Do you roleplay in bed?
Mood:How do you create the mood? Favorite atmosphere?